IM MOVING TO PLYMOUTH ON SATURDAY

i am leaving the fields, green pastures, cows, pasties, traktors, small elongated boats, cubes, cliffs, mountains, holes, mines and an assorted selection of hedges behind for the city life (Plymouth)

I will be in Plymouth from the 4th October and am kinda using this post as a kinda 'dating / please be my friend' advertisement.

I am 2 foot 11" tall, i have long dark hair, DD Breasts and a penis, i like playing badminton, taking romantic walks and gang rape...

when i am not doing those things i enjoy getting drunk then donating money to charity and petrol bombing.

If anyone thinks i coud be 'the one' Please be my friend / lover / son / daughter / slave / father

Saturday beers then?

you took the words right out of my mouth 'To quote Meatload'

Outlaw wrote:

i am leaving the fields, green pastures, cows, pasties, traktors, small elongated boats, cubes, cliffs, mountains, holes, mines and an assorted selection of hedges behind for the city life (Plymouth)

I will be in Plymouth from the 4th October and am kinda using this post as a kinda 'dating / please be my friend' advertisement.

I am 2 foot 11" tall, i have long dark hair, DD Breasts and a penis, i like playing badminton, taking romantic walks and gang rape...

when i am not doing those things i enjoy getting drunk then donating money to charity and petrol bombing.

If anyone thinks i coud be 'the one' Please be my friend / lover / son / daughter / slave / father

i'll be you're lover

okay excellent that the lover bit covered, now i need a sister a father a brother and another lover mudda

I AM your father!!!!!